{"product_id":"door-knockers-12x24","title":"Door Knockers Please Note – Funny Wooden Warning Sign","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"503\"\u003eMake an unforgettable first impression with this bold, humorous \u003cstrong data-start=\"301\" data-end=\"330\"\u003eDoor Knockers Please Note\u003c\/strong\u003e wooden sign. Expertly CNC-carved and finished in a rich \u003cstrong data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"402\"\u003ebrown stain\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sign is designed to stop unwanted solicitors in their tracks—while giving guests a good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"505\" data-end=\"777\"\u003eThe sign clearly states that this household charges \u003cstrong data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"575\"\u003e$50 per minute\u003c\/strong\u003e to listen to sales pitches, religious messages, or fundraising stories, payable in advance. By knocking or ringing the bell, visitors automatically agree to the terms—no awkward conversations required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003ePerfect for front porches, entryways, offices, shops, or man caves, this piece combines rustic craftsmanship with sharp humor. Each sign is made from quality wood, precision-carved for crisp lettering, and finished to highlight the natural grain for a durable, long-lasting display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003eCNC-carved solid wood sign\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1108\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1110\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003eRich brown stain with high-contrast lettering\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1158\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1208\"\u003eFreestanding design for porch or entry display\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1209\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1256\"\u003eClear, funny message that gets noticed fast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1259\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eHandmade rustic décor with attitude\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1298\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eWhether you’re tired of solicitors or just love bold décor, this sign delivers personality, function, and laughs—all in one standout piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1513\"\u003eHandcrafted by Rustic Signs by Design — where humor meets craftsmanship.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rustic Signs By Design LLC","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51801220284721,"sku":"813355A","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown","offer_id":51801220317489,"sku":"9818084","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0946\/1052\/2417\/files\/18ff4b14-74a6-45dc-9aa5-cbc83e5ee4b3.png?v=1770654046","url":"https:\/\/rusticsignsbydesign.com\/products\/door-knockers-12x24","provider":"Rustic Signs By Design LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}