Add a splash of humor to your home, bar, or man cave with this handcrafted CNC wooden sign. Featuring the witty phrase “Alcohol… because no great story ever started with a salad”, this rustic décor piece is perfect for entertaining spaces, game rooms, or kitchens. Made from high-quality wood and precision CNC-carved for crisp, lasting lettering, this sign brings charm, personality, and a conversation starter to any wall. Ideal as a gift for friends, family, or any party host who appreciates a good laugh.

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