Make an unforgettable first impression with this bold, humorous Door Knockers Please Note wooden sign. Expertly CNC-carved and finished in a rich brown stain, this sign is designed to stop unwanted solicitors in their tracks—while giving guests a good laugh.

The sign clearly states that this household charges $50 per minute to listen to sales pitches, religious messages, or fundraising stories, payable in advance. By knocking or ringing the bell, visitors automatically agree to the terms—no awkward conversations required.

Perfect for front porches, entryways, offices, shops, or man caves, this piece combines rustic craftsmanship with sharp humor. Each sign is made from quality wood, precision-carved for crisp lettering, and finished to highlight the natural grain for a durable, long-lasting display.

Features:

• CNC-carved solid wood sign

• Rich brown stain with high-contrast lettering

• Freestanding design for porch or entry display

• Clear, funny message that gets noticed fast

• Handmade rustic décor with attitude

Whether you’re tired of solicitors or just love bold décor, this sign delivers personality, function, and laughs—all in one standout piece.

Handcrafted by Rustic Signs by Design — where humor meets craftsmanship.