Put down the phone and keep the line moving with this hilarious “This Is a Bathroom, Not an Internet Café—Shit and Split” wooden sign. Featuring a bold, sarcastic saying, this funny bathroom sign adds personality and adult humor to your restroom décor while delivering a message everyone will understand.

Handcrafted from wood and CNC carved for clean, lasting detail, this rustic bathroom sign is perfect for a guest bathroom, powder room, half bath, man cave, garage, bar, restaurant, office restroom, or workplace bathroom. Display it on a wall, shelf, countertop, or above the toilet for an instant conversation starter.

This novelty bathroom sign makes a hilarious housewarming gift, birthday gift, Christmas present, white-elephant gift, gag gift, or gift for anyone who spends too much time scrolling on their phone in the bathroom.

Perfect for:

• Funny bathroom wall décor
• Guest bathrooms and powder rooms
• Rustic farmhouse bathroom décor
• Man caves, garages, and home bars
• Funny housewarming and gag gifts
• White-elephant and Secret Santa gifts
• Restaurant, office, and workplace restrooms
• Sarcastic gifts for men and women

Each sign is handmade from natural wood, so the grain, knots, coloring, and stain may vary slightly. These natural variations make every sign truly one of a kind.