Bring laughter and personality to your favorite drinking space with this funny “If You Have to Ask if It’s Too Early to Drink, You Are an Amateur and We Can’t Be Friends” wooden bar sign. Featuring bold CNC-carved lettering and a classic martini-glass design, this humorous sign is a guaranteed conversation starter.

Perfect for a home bar, man cave, she shed, kitchen, game room, pub, basement bar, garage, or cocktail lounge, this rustic wooden sign makes a hilarious addition to any adult entertaining area. It is an unforgettable gift for beer drinkers, wine lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, bartenders, and friends who appreciate sarcastic humor.

Handcrafted from wood and CNC carved for clean, lasting detail, this funny drinking sign makes a unique birthday gift, housewarming gift, retirement gift, bachelor or bachelorette party gift, Christmas present, or Father’s Day gift.

Perfect for:

• Home bars, pubs, and cocktail rooms
• Man caves, she sheds, and game rooms
• Funny drinking gifts for men and women
• Beer, wine, whiskey, and cocktail lovers
• Bartender and mixologist gifts
• Birthdays, Christmas, retirement, and housewarming
• Rustic bar décor and adult-humor wall art

Because each sign is handmade from natural wood, the grain, knots, coloring, and stain may vary slightly. These natural variations make every sign a unique piece of handcrafted bar décor.